Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I wish I only lived at night.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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