do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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