Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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