I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I have post one night stand depression
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