Umm I'm too high to move.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Couch. On fire.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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