i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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