have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
What drink are we having for lunch?
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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