I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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