Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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