shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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