Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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