i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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