To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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