Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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