I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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