yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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