I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
Randomize
