just tell him i said nine months
so let's talk penis.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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