i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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