how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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