U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
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