i think i have herpe
just one?
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Alive.
So much puke
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
