Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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