Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
Randomize
