we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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