I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
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