p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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