She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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