i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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