Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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