Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize