Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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