I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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