I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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