your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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