love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Randomize
