In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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