white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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