Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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