Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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