You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
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