dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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