I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I want her autograph on my taint
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Randomize
