I want to stick my p in your. b.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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