you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
We had to coat check the pizza.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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