Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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