why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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