shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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