I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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