ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
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