Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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