Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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