I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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