i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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