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say what?
wanna hang out?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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